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Surprise Someone →  January 1, 2010

There are few things on God’s green earth better than receiving a surprise card, letter or (be still my beating heart!) package in the mail. Pick someone you care about — in another country, another state, or even just another zip code — and send them something. It doesn’t have to be big ‘n fancy. Just [...]

Minnesotans Hate FroYo →  December 22, 2009

Minnesotans love the freak out of dairy. Ice cream, cheese curds and malt shakes are wildly abundant year-round, but it’s virtually impossible to find soft-serve frozen yogurt in the Twin Cities. This is a source of great concern. In Los Angeles, upscale frozen yogurt shops like Pinkberry and YogurtLand spring from the earth like mushrooms after [...]

26 Things (Before I’m 26) →  December 9, 2009

Tomorrow is my 25th birfday. I’ll be honest — I’m totally freaked the f*ck out. By 25, I thought I’d be madly in love with a wealthy older woman, possess perfectly clear skin that glowed like a moonbeam and have a career that thrilled me from head to toe. I thought I’d be sexy, confident and [...]

Bad Idea →  December 8, 2009

When absolutely everything about your life sucks balls, do NOT — under any circumstances — make yourself a microwave cake in a cup and watch Gossip Girl in your man-sized sweatpants. It might seem like a splendid idea, but in veracity, it’s a bad idea. You will only feel lazy, poor and pathetic. The End. (Photo via [...]



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