Monday marked the grand finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race, leaving me (and countless other RPDR addicts) with cavernous holes in our hearts. But lo! This summer, LOGO will premiere a spectacular spin-off series: RuPaul’s Drag U. Former RPDR contestants return to the silver screen — this time, as esteemed professors in a drag queen academy. Summa cum laude, honey. Check out the promo, and breath a sigh of relief. The Summer 2010 TV lineup will be super-gay after all! Worrrrk!

Speaking of super-gay TV, season three of True Blood starts on June 29th, and many queer delights lie in wait. For starters, the drop-dead gawgeous Evan Rachel Wood reprises her role as the (lesbian!) vampire queen of Louisiana, and the sassy & sultry LaFayette will get a BOYFRIEND!!! (Pretty sure Sam just descended into an epileptic fit).

In other news: are you a gay socialite? Do you live in New York? Perhaps you should audition for a forthcoming reality show called The Gay Socialites of New York! Hmm. Worrrrk?

And in the “so-geeky-it’s-gay” category — remember that movie Avatar? Y’know, the highest grossing flick of all time? With the blue cat-people? Well, there’s gonna be a sequel. And according to Underwire, it’s gonna focus on Pandora’s oceans. That’s right — Avatar, under the sea. I PRAY that the theaters hand out 3-D snorkel masks instead of glasses. And also that Sigourney Weaver’s character returns in holographic form to dole out sage wisdom from beyond the grave, Obi-Wan Kenobi-style.

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