Prior to this week, the full extent of my knowledge about Victoria Beckham was that { A } she used to be Posh Spice { B } she’s married to David Beckham and { C } she’s skinny and tan and rarely smiles.

And so — prior to this week — I didn’t pay her much heed.

But then. Then! THEN! I saw a photo gallery of her 2010 runway collection.

I now have a full-fledged fashion crush on Ms. Beckham. Her clothing is demure, but not stodgy or dull. Her color palette is restrained, but still pops. The cuts flatter girly shapes, and actually seem (gasp!) wearable. I can’t wait till Forever 21 churns out a bunch of $20 knockoffs for me to buy!

The turquoise pumps in the center image make me giddy. And the triangle neckline on the far-right dress? ZOMG! Indeed.

Never in my quarter-center of existence have I seen a trio of beige dresses and thought, “LUST!” It’s like a moon safari from the future. And I just scored a one-way ticket.

The red dress looks like something I’d toss over a pair of black tights and pair with knee-high boots. Wazzup, cozy winter elegance? The center dress is nautical hotness. And the yellow piece? Sweet banana peppers. Is it summer yet?

( Main image via Zimbio | Runway shots via In Style)