Turn on your local Top-40 radio station, and you’re bound to hear the dulcet tones of one Miss Kesha Rose Sebert, aka KE$HA:

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy /

Got my glasses /

I’m out the door /

I’m gonna hit this city.

If you haven’t seen this young lady-rapper’s premiere music video – “Tik Tok” – you’re in for a smutty, glittery treat. I’m a liiiiittle obsessed. CrrrrrushCrush!

Inspired by KE$HA’s ever-so-classy dollar sign moniker, I’ve created my own currency-inclusive name … with international flair!

You’ll notice that my rapper name contains not one but two Euros, a Netherlands Florin and a Ukrainian Hryvnia. Cuz I’m internationally known on the microphone!*

*In my mind.

(Photo via AusPop)