Hey. Are you at home? Have the kidlets been put to bed? Did you close the videochat with your boss and / or grandma? Good. It’s time for a deluxe grab-bag of NSFW entertainment!

{ It’s no secret that I’m a major Jonny McGovern fan. But his latest music video — “Bossy Bottom” — made me feel a little squicky. This sexually-charged club hit contains a whole lotta nearly-nekkid dudes, which is certainly not everyone’s cup of Celestial Seasonings. I have to hand it to Mr. McGovern, though — the way he takes a popular music video trope (gaggles of scantily-clad women) and inverts the gender dynamic is fabulously subversive and pretty effin’ brilliant. }

{ If you like moody, atmospheric photographs of queer women (um, yes?) then be sure to peruse this tumblr site. You can thank me later. }

{ More pics, you say? Autostraddle — a “news, entertainment and girl-on-girl culture” site — has a plethora of themed photo galleries with titles like “Hot Girls in Hoodies,” “Hot Girls in Menswear” and “Androgyny Confounds!” Definitely worth a peek. }

{ If you’re into yuri anime, this adorable fan video will warm the cockles of your heart. More of a yaoi type? Try this one instead. }

{ News flash: according to CarnalNation, the owner of the Sherlock Holmes copyright feels the recent Robert Downey Jr. / Jude Law flick is too damn gay, and might revoke permission for a sequel if the film franchise gets any gayer! Oh no she didn’t! Oh yes she did. }

{ Oh looky here — a Holmes / Watson slash fic site. Very nice. Take that, copyright-clutching bitch! }

(Photo via Sapphoria)