When absolutely everything about your life sucks balls, do NOT — under any circumstances — make yourself a microwave cake in a cup and watch Gossip Girl in your man-sized sweatpants. It might seem like a splendid idea, but in veracity, it’s a bad idea. You will only feel lazy, poor and pathetic.
The End.
(Photo via Teh Geek)
Jackie
9 months ago
That’s a really cute panda. I wouldn’t mind eating microwave cake, watching Gossip Girl, and wearing man-size pants if it meant I could look like that panda.
Anna
9 months ago
I like how you discourage such activity, yet you provide a link to the cake in a cup recipe.
Ginger
9 months ago
“And with that post, she became Ginger’s favourite blogger.”
*claps*
Alexandra Franzen
9 months ago
JACKIE: I think pandas prefer eucalyptus-flavored cake-in-a-cup. Maybe that’s where I went wrong…
ANNA: I can’t help it. I’m Jewish. I can’t tell you how many me & my Jewy relatives have sat around a table going, “This is truly awful. The worst. Here, you’ve gotta try it.”
GINGER: Welcome from Aotearoa! I miss NZ so much. Say hi to Wellington for me…
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