I recently installed Google Analytics to track my website traffic — and in addition to discovering that I have readers in nineteen different countries (holla back, Croatia!) I gleaned some illuminating information about Google searches.
And the Top 10 Google search phrases pointing to Unicorns for Socialism are (drumroll, please) …
{ “Secret Lesbian Signals” }
{ “Signals Lesbian” }
{ “Strawberry Panic” }
{ “Gossip Girl Subtext” }
{ “Secret Society” }
{ “How To Identify Lipstick Closet Lesbian” }
{ “Lesbian Secret Signal” }
{ “Lesbian Secrets Gal” }
{ “Lezbros” }
{ “Secretive Lesbians” }
I’m sensing a theme here.
Well, Google, may I remind you that I ALSO write about baked yams, laundromats, Benjamin Franklin and my mom! It’s not all subtext and signals and “secretive lesbians.”
Sigh. Internet search-word stereotyping is no joke, people. No. Joke. People.
Does this mean I should stop referring to you as ‘my secretive lesbian friend’? It makes you seem so mysterious!
Writing for a site entitled “The Naked Redhead” you’d never believe some of the porn search terms people come up with to get to my site. I’m sure they are often disappointed…except for maybe the times when I do show my “naked redhead feet”.
Oh, there’s definitely a niche market for “naked redhead feet.” It’s a small niche, but a proud niche.
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