I don’t mean to brag or anything, but drunk homeless men find me extremely attractive. Like, extremely. Like, “dayum, gurrrl. How you get alla dat in dem jeans?” attractive.

Like I said: I don’t mean to brag. But I’m afraid it’s true.

The next time I’m having a “meh” moment and doubting my serene beauty, I will remember that an entire faction of society unanimously deems me “dayum” material.

(Image via Tempest Hole)