Martha Stewart
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Has anyone else noticed that ever since Martha Stewart went to jail, she’s gotten way hotter? Don’t deny the truth. The woman can rock a felted cardigan like there’s no tomorrow.

But ex-con / bad-girl Martha cannot compare with 1970s Wall Street stockbroker Martha. For evidence, see photo above. Yes. That’s Martha. As in, “now that’s a good thing” Martha. Feeling a little tingly? Don’t fight it. Give in to the hotness.

This is supposed to be a BrainCrush (“intellectual,” not “physical” affection) post, but I fear it may be slipping into ActualCrush territory. Is it possible to have a HistoricCrush — as in, a crush on a previous decade-version of someone?

If so, consider me crushin’ on ’70s Martha. And how.

Stewart: Let’s pipe perfect starbursts onto pumpkin cupcakes and then toss glitter onto styrofoam skulls, just in time for Halloween!

(Photo via Martha’s Scrapbook)

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2 Responses to Martha Stewart

  1. Annika says:

    Move over Melissa Biels, there’s a new sheriff in town. Me-ow.

  2. MOM says:

    Martha has changed my life in so many ways I never even dreamed of
    For instance: i now wash my pillows every 6 months and clean out my closets bi annually
    I bought new sheets because I deserve it
    She is a genuis but not as great as my rockin daughter ALI!!!!!

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