Has anyone else noticed that ever since Martha Stewart went to jail, she’s gotten way hotter? Don’t deny the truth. The woman can rock a felted cardigan like there’s no tomorrow.
But ex-con / bad-girl Martha cannot compare with 1970s Wall Street stockbroker Martha. For evidence, see photo above. Yes. That’s Martha. As in, “now that’s a good thing” Martha. Feeling a little tingly? Don’t fight it. Give in to the hotness.
This is supposed to be a BrainCrush (“intellectual,” not “physical” affection) post, but I fear it may be slipping into ActualCrush territory. Is it possible to have a HistoricCrush — as in, a crush on a previous decade-version of someone?
If so, consider me crushin’ on ’70s Martha. And how.
Stewart: Let’s pipe perfect starbursts onto pumpkin cupcakes and then toss glitter onto styrofoam skulls, just in time for Halloween!
(Photo via Martha’s Scrapbook)
Annika
10 months ago
Move over Melissa Biels, there’s a new sheriff in town. Me-ow.
MOM
6 months ago
Martha has changed my life in so many ways I never even dreamed of
For instance: i now wash my pillows every 6 months and clean out my closets bi annually
I bought new sheets because I deserve it
She is a genuis but not as great as my rockin daughter ALI!!!!!