Has anyone else noticed that ever since Martha Stewart went to jail, she’s gotten way hotter? Don’t deny the truth. The woman can rock a felted cardigan like there’s no tomorrow.
But ex-con / bad-girl Martha cannot compare with 1970s Wall Street stockbroker Martha. For evidence, see photo above. Yes. That’s Martha. As in, “now that’s a good thing” Martha. Feeling a little tingly? Don’t fight it. Give in to the hotness.
This is supposed to be a BrainCrush (“intellectual,” not “physical” affection) post, but I fear it may be slipping into ActualCrush territory. Is it possible to have a HistoricCrush — as in, a crush on a previous decade-version of someone?
If so, consider me crushin’ on ’70s Martha. And how.
Stewart: Let’s pipe perfect starbursts onto pumpkin cupcakes and then toss glitter onto styrofoam skulls, just in time for Halloween!
(Photo via Martha’s Scrapbook)
Annika
4 months ago
Move over Melissa Biels, there’s a new sheriff in town. Me-ow.
MOM
1 week ago
Martha has changed my life in so many ways I never even dreamed of
For instance: i now wash my pillows every 6 months and clean out my closets bi annually
I bought new sheets because I deserve it
She is a genuis but not as great as my rockin daughter ALI!!!!!