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Outfit Of The Day: 2.23.10 →  February 23, 2010

One of my primary goals for 2010 is to overcome my (slightly-irrational) fear of having photos of me on the Internet. To that end, I’ve decided to start posting Outfit Of The Day pics. Not every day, mind you — but whenever I’m rocking particularly snazzy duds. Like today, por ejemplo! I am wearing: { Bootcut TAG Jeans. They [...]

TIHM: 2.22.10 →  February 22, 2010

This Monday, every volumetric ounce of hatred coursing through my veins is directed towards one thing: SPORTS. With one exception, of course. Since I’m secretly a 15-year old girl / 25-year old effeminate gay man / mystical unicorn trapped in a lesbian’s body, I looooooove figure skating. Oh, how I love it. With a frozen, icy [...]

Personal Finance Rescue for Noobs →  February 19, 2010

Sometimes, in the dead of night, I hear the dulcet tones of Suze Orman bellowing in my eardrums: “Are you paying off your credit card balance in full each and every month?” “Do you have 6 months of living expenses set aside for emergencies?” “How’s your retirement investment portfolio?” “You’re not thinking of cashing out your 403(b) to finance [...]

TILT: 2.18.10 →  February 18, 2010

Holy buckets of sunshine, this has been a HIGH-ENERGY week for Old Man Franzen. I LOVE MY LIFE SO FRIGGIN’ MUCH RIGHT NOW. Sorry for the caps. But it’s true. My imminent freelance adventure is piecing together … my house is cozy and gorgeous … my body is bangin’ (thanks, Lifetime Fitness!) … my life [...]